i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
(Source: morristibbs, via d-racos)
printers are fucking awful
it’s 2012 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
(via commercialised)
I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.
(Source: babysitter-in-the-impala, via lnstagay)
“but the Bible says…”
(via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)
every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like
you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals?
since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole. everything is valid for making notes i guess.
(via textpostsrus)







