foxxxxygrandpa:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

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i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

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bartowski:

printers are fucking awful

it’s 2012 so

  1. why do they still make so much noise
  2. why are they so pushy and impatient
  3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
  4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

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hentaihotsprings:

damn ma

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alora-sonntag:

I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.

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rubeitalloverme:

“but the Bible says…”

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jessekinng:

GOD FUCKING BLESS

jessekinng:

GOD FUCKING BLESS

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